I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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