You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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