shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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