Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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