Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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