PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
sex on a bike is impossible
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