No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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