It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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