How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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