3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
im holly from the hills drunk
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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