I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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