What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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