Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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