yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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