Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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