Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Randomize
