You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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