So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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