"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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