the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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