it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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