Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she told me i tasted like america
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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