kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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