Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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