office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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