just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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