I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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