no, he came in my armpit
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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