At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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