I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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