oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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