He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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