I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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