well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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