More tranny stories later!
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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