# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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