The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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