fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
