And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
