I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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