Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I need water and some morals
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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