YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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