I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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