Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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