ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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