I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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