wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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