I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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