Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You don't make any sense
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