8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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