Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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