I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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