And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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