seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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