dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I wish you could order shots online.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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