Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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