Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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