? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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