Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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